|We Gotta Hold a Bake Sale to Benefit the Hessian Army...
||[Sep. 25th, 2008|09:36 pm]
these babies to be up on eBay by the end of the week. I can see the ads now......because I fully expect to see |
"Two companies worth of reasonably modern heavy armor. Spare parts included. New in box. (Reserve has not been met)"
Pool some funds, ladies and gentlemen: let's put together a bid. The Hessian state will need some reasonable means of defense, and that is the better part of the tank complement for an armored battalion (and totally jacked by pirates: lulz and kill, global commerce, lulz and kill). I mean, it wouldn't slow down the US military that long, but it should be more than sufficient to keep our stereos safe from marauding Negros on D+3 of the Race War. Besides, "has tanks" is an unspoken - but fundamental - criteria of autonomous nation-state status.